It's Always Funny Until Someone

Would You Let The Aliens Land, Please? They Might Be Here To Pick Me Up.

And If I Can Take Part In It By Transforming My Own Consciousness, Then Someone Else's, I'm Happy To Do It.

Childbirth Is No More A Miracle Then Eating Food And A Turd Coming Out Of Your Ass.

To Make Marijuana Against The Law Is Like Saying God Made A Big Mistake.

We Are Losing The 'war On Drugs,' Which Means There's A War Going On And People On Drugs Are Winning It.