It's Always Impressive When Talented

I Say With Pride That I've Done Over A Hundred Voices Or Something, And Some Of Them May Have Only Had Two Or Three Lines, But I Literally Never Ran Out. I Think I'm A Bit Of A Savant That Way. I Kind Of Remember Every Voice I Hear, Famous Or Otherwise, And Can Imitate It Pretty Fast. I've Enjoyed Mimicking People Famous And Not Famous All Through My Life, And They Kind Of Remain In The Memory Banks, So I'm Ready To Trot Them Out.

Guys Will Definitely Settle For Women Who Get The Joke. But A Woman Who Can Make You Laugh? It's Not High On A Guy's Must List. Perhaps It Should Be.

Women Are, In General, Less Shallow Visually. If Their Man Gains 10, 20 Pounds, They Don't Care As Much. But I've Been With Women Over The Years When My Weight Fluctuated, And They're Definitely More Interested Physically When I Am In Really Great Shape.

A Self-help Book Can't Really Address A Problem Unless It's Individualized. It's Not Going To Talk About A Globalized Problem.

I Bartended For A Catering Company For Two Or Three Years...