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As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.

There'll Be A Black Lesbian In The White House Before I'm James Bond.

We Now Live In A World Where The Only Thing To Have Is Success, But Failure Is Marvelous. It's Fertiliser, It's Like Living Fertiliser, Because You're Forced On Yourself.

Authority Figures Are So Irritating. Because They Always Tell You To Do Things For Reasons That Aren't Very Good. That Sums Up What Authority Is About For Me.

A Lot Of Straight Actors Are Actively Searching For Gay Roles Because It Is Something Different To Do.