It's Been My Dream To

I've Made All My Money On My Own Without My Family And I Work Very Hard.

[my Mom Told Me] To Always Be Loyal And Treat Someone How You Want To Be Treated. Find Someone That You Can Love And That's Going To Be Your Best Friend.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

I Have So Many Great Things Going On In My Life That I Don't Need To Pay Attention To Some Writer.

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.