It's Better To Be Lucky

He's In A Rut. Gehringer Goes Two For Five On Opening Day And Stays That Way All Season.

I Don't Want To Throw Him Nothing. Maybe He'll Just Get Tired Of Waiting And Leave.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.