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Today Monopoly Added A New Game Piece: The Cat. The New Piece Was Chosen After Weeks Of Online Voting. Is That A Surprise? Whenever There's A Vote For Something On The Internet, The Cat Always Wins.

I'm A Vulgar Lounge Entertainer, I Don't Need To Wear A Tie.

Welcome Back, My Cheeky Wee Monkeys.

Aphrodisiacs Come In Many Forms: Food, Drink, The Internet.

Cannabis Always Made Me Paranoid; I Felt Like People Were Watching Me. And Now I'm Sober, And I've Got This Talk Show In The Middle Of The Night On Cbs, And I Now Know That No One Is Watching Me.