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If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.