It's Especially Hard To Admit

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

Life Is A Mission, Not A Career. A Career Is A Profession, A Mission Is A Cause. A Career Asks, What's In It For Me? A Mission Asks, How Can I Make A Difference?

We Are Free To Choose Our Paths, But We Can't Choose The Consequences That Come With Them.

If You're Planning On Dropping Out Of High School, Prepare Yourself For The Future By Repeating Aloud Each Day: 'i'm Looking Forward To Low-paying Jobs For The Rest Of My Life.'

Don't Wait Until People Are Dead To Give Them Flowers.