It's Hard To Be Ambitious

Canada Has Little Pictures Of Us In Its Bedroom, Right? Canada Spends All Of Its Time Thinking About The United States, Obsessing Over The United States. It's Unrequited Love Between Canada And The United States.

I Can't Wait To Work For Rick Kaplan. He's A Great Producer. I Would Host An Infomercial If He Would Produce It.

The War On Christmas. This Is The Most Ridiculous Right Wing Talking Point I Have Ever Lived Through.the Idea Is That Liberals Want To Get Rid Of Christmas.

I Think Canadians, They May Be Offended That I Pointed Out That They're Stalking Us. But At Least We're Paying Attention.

I'll Go Through All Of [12 Steps For People Who Say Are Traumatized By The Election], But A Sample: Volunteer To Fight Islamaphobia. Join The Aclu. Donate To Planned Parenthood. Take Down Sexism And Misogyny. Sort Of All The Stations Of The Cross Of Liberalism. Sort Of All The Stations Of The Cross Of Liberalism.