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My Idea Of Perfect Happiness Is A Healthy Family, Peace Between Nations, And All The Critics Die.

Fun Is What You Do For Yourself. If Somebody Else Does It, It's Entertainment.

No One Enjoys Being Equal.

I've Been Alienating My Public Since I Was 20 Years Old. When 'american Buffalo' Came Out On Broadway, People Would Storm Out And Say, 'how Dare He Use That Kind Of Language!' Of Course I'm Alienating The Public! That's What They Pay Me For.

The Israelis Would Like To Live In Peace Within Their Borders; The Arabs Would Like To Kill Them All.