It's Important To Remember That,

We Lead The World In Only 3 Categories: Number Of Incarcerated Citizens Per Capita, Number Of Adults Who Believe Angels Are Real, And Defense Spending, Where We Spend More Than The Next 26 Countries Combined, 25 Of Whom Are Allies. Now None Of This Is The Fault Of 20 Year Old College Student, But You Nonetheless Are Without A Doubt A Member Of The Worst Period Generation Period Ever Period, So When You Ask What Makes Us The Greatest Country In The World I Don't Know What The F...k You're Talking About.

I'm A Registered Republican, I Only Seem Liberal Because I Believe That Hurricanes Are Caused By High Barometric Pressure And Not Gay Marriage.

Socializing On The Internet Is To Socializing What Reality Tv Is To Reality.

I'm Terribly Afraid Of Failure. When Your Identity Is Wrapped Up In Writing And You've Written Something That Doesn't Work, It's A Tough Pill To Swallow.

Only Criminals And Adulterers Should Have To Hide Who They Are.