It's Kind Of Fun When

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

I Learned How To Draw From Being Bored In School. I Would Doodle On The Margins Of My Paper