It's Like The Brooding Hen

You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt Or Losing Your Pants.

Experience Is Like A Comb That Life Gives You When You Are Bald.

When You Are Dining With A Demon, You Got To Have A Long Spoon.

I Have Seen Many Ladies Displaying Different Styles And Different Styles Displaying Ladies.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.