It's Like This, Dear Boy,

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

Criticism And Bolshevism Have One Thing In Common. They Both Seek To Pull Down That Which They Could Never Build.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.