It's Neat To Have Finally

It's What I Do Well - I Write About Things That Make People Uncomfortable. That's Probably The Only Thing I Do Better Than My Peers.

I See Interracial Couples All The Time In Nashville. I'm A Jew In Nashville. I'm A Gay Person In Nashville. It's A Non-issue In Most Of The Time. That's A Huge Leap Forward.

I'm A Huge Peter Mayer Fan, But Only When I Don't Feel Like Killing Him For Being So Good. I Love Peter's Work, Though It Irritates Me That He Plays So Much Better Than I Do. If I Rocked Half As Hard As Peter Does, I'd Own The World By Now.

I Learned The Truth At Seventeen, That Love Was Meant For Beauty Queens, And High School Girls With Clear Skinned Smiles, Who Married Young And Then Retired.

Those Of Us With Ravaged Faces, Lacking In The Social Graces, Desperately Remained At Home, Inventing Lovers On The Phone.