It's Never A Good Deal

The More Sympathy You Give, The Less You Need.

The Last Thing You Do The Best Is What You Have The Most Joy Doing.

How To Fail: Try Too Hard.

The Hardest Time To Tell: When To Stop.

When A Fissure Off The California Coast Started Pumping And Dumping Oil On The Nearby Towns And Beaches, Everybody Started Dumping On Union Oil. Matters Weren't Helped One Iota By A Manufactured Quotation Attributed To Union's President, Fred Hartley, Alleging His Amazement At The Publicity For The Loss Of A Few Birds.... Fred Hartley Never Said What The Press Reported, As The Transcript And The Senate Committee Members Definitely Established. But I Don't Suppose The Truth Will Ever Catch Up With The More Colorful Falsehood.