It's No Longer A Question

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

When Most People Return From Europe, They Tell Tales Of All The Sites They Saw, The Shopping, The Entertainment, Etc. Jews, On The Other Hand, Return And Say I Had This Slice Of Cake In Austria, Let Me Tell You, I Don't Know How They Make It! It Was Great!

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

People Come To My Shows And Know That They're Going To Hear About What's Going On In The World - What's Happening At The Moment. My Material Is As New As Anything On The Dinner Table.

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.