Its Okay I'm Wearing Really

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

When Uncle Eddie Does His Impression Of 'like A Virgin' It's Like Madonna Is Coming Out Of His Body!' Christ What An Image.

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

I Put My Arm Around Her And Said, "jas, I Have Found That When You Are Troubled, It Is Often Better To Think Of Others Rather Than Yourself. I Think You Would Feel Much Better If You Got Me Some Milky Coffee And Jammy Dodgers And I Told You All About Me.

I Am Going To Become A Writer For Cosmo - You Don’t Have To Make Any Sense At All. Or Maybe I’ll Be A Bloke, They Don’t Have To Make Sense Either.