It's Okay To Laugh At

There's Nothing Sexy About Skin And Bone. You Gotta Have Some Junk In The Trunk.

The First Real Concert, Other Than Going With My Dad To See Three Dog Night, Was Smashing Pumpkins And Garbage. I Was Fourteen Or Fifteen. I Liked Shirley Manson Because She Reminded Me Of Annie Lennox. They Both Have These Deep, Sexy, Powerful Alto Voices.

I'm Not The Fastest Writer. I Can't Just Crank Out Ideas That Are Good Enough.

Too Bad You Can't Quote The Look On My Face.

I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian Until I Saw A Video Of A Vet Performing Surgery On A Dog. Then I Decided I Wanted To Be A Pianist.