It's Only Gossip If You

If They Projected The Fact That They Are Dangerous Any Harder, There Would Be Little Puddles Of "danger" On The Floor Around Them. Look, It's "danger", Don't Step In It!

Parents Always Know What Strings Control Your Heart And Soul. After All, They Are The Ones Who Tied Them There.

... Everything Written Is At Least In Part Fantasy. Except Maybe The National Budget. That's Horror.

Assume The Attitude Of Prayer, And In Time, The Attitude Will Become Prayer.

It's Hard Being A Rock; They Have Such A Strange Sense Of Time - And Priorities.