It's Such A Surprise For

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

There Are Bad Times Just Around The Corner, There Are Dark Clouds Travelling Through The Sky, And It's No Good Whining, About A Silver Lining, For We Know From Experience They Won't Roll By...

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

I Have Always Been Very Fond Of Them (drama Critics) . . . I Think It Is So Frightfully Clever Of Them To Go Night After Night To The Theatre And Know So Little About It.