It's The Good Loser Who

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done