It's Too Easy To Do

Our Perception Of Yesterday Is The Foundation For Our Expectations Of Tomorrow.

My Mother Is Probably The Wisest Person I've Ever Known. She's Not Schooled, She's Not Well Read. But She Has A Philosophy Of Life That Makes Well-read People Seem Like Morons.

Being A Jew, You Realize Your Strongest Weapon Is Your Mind.

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.

I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It Isn't A Dime.