It's Very Sweet To Have

Political Correctness? In My Humor, I Never Talk About Politics. I Was Never Much Into All That.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.