It's Your Life, Live It

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

I'm A Feminist, Yes! Very Strongly.

One Of The Things I've Realised Is That I Am Very Simple. My Wife Asked Me Once If I Loved Her. I Said: 'look Love, I'm A Simple Man. I Love You. End Of Story.' But I Guess You Gotta Keep Saying It With Women. I Guess She Needed Reassurance.

I'm Very Romantic. I've Emptied Flower Shops.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.