I've Actually Always Wanted To

You Can't Be A Full Tranny Every Day Of The Week That's An Exaggerated Part Of My Personality.

Santa Barbara Is My Hood. I Mean, It's Not Much Of A Hood, But It Is Definitely Like My Hood. I Claim Santa Barbara Like I Claim My Family. I'm Going To Be Married And Buried There.

My Parents Are Very Quirky, Eccentric. They Have Their Own World.

I Say What I Think. I'm A Real Person, Not Some Manufactured Pop Tart Who's Afraid To Step Out Of The Hotel Room. I Am Flawed. I Swear, I Have The Occasional Cocktail, I Pick My Nose And I Fart. I'm Not Running For Any Presidential Campaign At The Moment. I'm A Sassy Girl.

You Don't Have To Feel Like A Waste Of Space, Your Original Can Not Be Replaced