I've Always Been A Fan

I Would Love To Be On 'curb Your Enthusiasm.' I'd Love To Be On That. A Lot Of My Favorite Shows Get Canceled Really Early On. I Liked 'twin Peaks.' If I Had A Time Machine I'd Be In That.

My Parents Instilled A Very Strong Work Ethic In Me From A Young Age, Fortunately.

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

I'm Usually Pretty Lame When It Comes To Physical Activity, But I'm Like A Jedi On The Badminton Court. It's As If My Body Was Built Specifically For It - Tall And Lanky, With Wrists Like Mousetraps.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.