I've Always Been Very Upfront

Like Anyone Nostalgic For A Time He Didn't Live Through, I Chose To Weed Out The Little Inconveniences: Polio, Say, Or The Thought Of Eating Stewed Squirrel. The World Was Simply Grander Back Then, Somehow More Civilized, And Nicer To Look At.

To Say That A Humorist Exaggerates To Get Big Laughs, I Don't See How That's Big News.

It's Hard To Love A Place That's Outlawed Smoking But Finds It Perfectly Acceptable To Serve Raw Fish In A Bath Of Chocolate.

As A Foreigner In London, I Like That There Are So Many Other Foreigners.

A Lot Of People Don't Know What They Want, You Know, Or They're Just Kind Of Vague About It.