I've Always Enjoyed Poor Health

You See, When A Nation Threatens Another Nation The People Of The Latter Forget Their Factionalism, Their Local Antagonisms, Their Political Differences, Their Suspicions Of Each Other, Their Religious Hostilities, And Band Together As One Unit. Leaders Know That, And That Is Why So Many Of Them Whip Up Wars During Periods Of National Crisis, Or When The People Become Discontented And Angry. This Is The Explanation Of All Wars, All Racial And Religious Hatreds, All Massacres, And All Attempts At Genocide.

Men Who Retain Irony Are Not To Be Trusted. They Can't Always Resist An Impulse To Tickle Themselves.

I Have Anonymously Helped Many Thousands

We Are Not Old Unless We Desire To Be.

If There Is A God, Then He Was Particularly Harsh To Me