I've Always Just Had Troubles

Girls Are Soft And Pretty.

My Sisters Are Stronger And My Brother's Bigger Than Me.

I've Been Called A Moron Since I Was About Four. My Father Called Me A Moron. My Grandfather Said I Was A Moron. And A Lot Of Times When I'm Driving, I Hear I'm A Moron. I Like Being A Moron.

I Do Want Children. I Study Dads More. I Watch What They Go Through. I Admire My Father More Than I Ever Did And My Brother And My Sister.

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.