I've Always Liked Being Funny

It's So Hard To Find The Time. I Only Have One Kid And It's Hard With One Kid. I Can't Imagine People Who Have More Than That.

'freaks And Geeks' Was A Show Where Our Individuality Was Really Celebrated.

I Love Little Peter Pan Collars And Little Puff Sleeves.

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.

I Don't Believe In Guilty Pleasures. If You Enjoy Something, There's Nothing Guilty About It.