I've Been A Bad, Bad

I Would Really Like To Go Back To School. I Would Love It Now.

I Have A Very Steadfast Tendency To Parent Myself, To Monitor My Development Into The Person I Want To Be. I've Tried To Keep The Corruption Minimal.

Men Are My Bread And Butter. It's What I Live For! I Have No Shame About That.

When I Came In From Paris Recently, For Some Reason The Guy From Customs Wanted To Know What Kind Of Music I Wrote. I Was Like, "i Really Want To Please You So You Don't Keep Me Here, But I Have No Answer To That."

One Of My Friends Said To Me, "oh Yeah, Of Course You Aren't Writing." So I Was Like, "the Next Time You See Me, I'm Gonna Have A New Song." I Wrote "criminal" In 45 Minutes When Everyone Else Went To Lunch Because I Had To Have A Hit. I Can Force Myself To Do The Work, But Only If Someone Is Right Up Behind Me.