I've Been Around So Long,

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.