I've Been Going To Granada

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

I Don't Think I'd Ever Get Thin, But I Don't See Why I Should Necessarily Think That I Couldn't You Can't Live Your Life For Your Routines.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.