I've Been Married Fifty-five Years

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

Vice President Spiro Agnew Can Not Cheat On His Score : Because All You Have To Do Is Look Back Down The Fairway And Count The Wounded.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.