I've Been Paying Alimony Since

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Was Married Awfully Young And I Felt Trapped. My Wife Had Been Divorced And All The Time We Were Married We Were Out Of The Church. It Wasn't Until We Were Divorced That We Became Good Catholics Again.

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.