I've Done Everything Every Fat

So Many Of My Relatives Didn't Get A Chance To Go To School, And My Own Daddy Couldn't Read Or Write.

I Think Gay Couples Should Be Allowed To Marry. They Should Suffer Just Like Us Heterosexuals.

I Make Jokes About It, But It's The Truth That I Kind Of Patterned My Look After The Town Tramp. I Didn't Know What She Was, Just This Woman Who Was Blond And Piled Her Hair Up, Wore High Heels And Tight Skirts, And, Boy, She Was The Prettiest Thing I'd Ever Seen. Momma Used To Say, "aw, She's Just Trash," And I Thought, That's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up. Trash.

I Love Traveling All Over The World; But It's True: There's Nothing Like Home.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.