I've Finally Found My Home

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go (heaven Or Hell). I'll Have Plenty Of Friends In Both Places.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?