I've Had A Hell Of

I Crave The Indulgence Of My Senses But This Is Countered By An Interior Desire That Is Even Keener Than My Senses To Know The Meaning Of Things

If They Say I Am Inconsistent Let Them Say It, For It Is True, Because Inconsistency Is A Part Of Living

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

The Rest Of My Life Will Be Devoted To Women And Litigation

If There Is Anyone To Whom I Owe Money, I'm Prepared To Forget It If They Are.