I've Lived (in La) For

Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

I Was Not A Silly Kid Or Outgoing. In Fact, I Suffered From Quite A Bit Of Anxiety. I Used To Have Panic Attacks When I Was A Teenager, Really Incapacitating Moments, Because I Had Some Phobias.