I've Never Been An Intellectual

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.

If You're Not Failing Every Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Not Doing Anything Very Innovative.

I Think You Should Defend To The Death Their Right To March, And Then Go Down And Meet Them With Baseball Bats. (on The Kkk)

How Does Gravity Work? And If It Were To Cease Suddenly, Would Certain Restaurants Still Require A Jacket?

I've Never Dated A Fictional Character Before. The Closest I Ever Came Was An Italian.