I've Never Been High Or

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

You And I And Everyone Else Have The Attention Span Of Gnats. And That Means That Saying Or Doing Anything Once Simply Doesn't Work.

I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It Isn't A Dime.

The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money; Rather, It's Not Having Enough Money.