I've Never Done Online Dating.

So Many Gay Jokes Tonight About (james) Franco. Apparently If You're Clean, Well Dressed And Mildly Cultured, You're Super Gay Now. Is That Why The Rest Of You Guys Are So Aggressively Fat And Dirty? You Think If You Read One Book And Take A Shower, Dicks Are Going To Just Fly Into Your Face.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

I Talk About Stuff Like My Blackberry, Lost, The Internet, Music, Etc. So I Guess That Leads To The "nerd" Moniker. But I Don't Get It That Much To Be Honest. I Guess Its Better Than Being Labeled A "racist" Comedian.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.