I've Never Gambled A Dime.

So Many Young People Think The Big Sex Act Is The Whole Movie, But That's Not The Case. You Need To Be Able To Talk And Laugh And Cry Together.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.