I've Never Had A Writer,

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

It Takes Many Years To Be A Great Comedian.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.