I've Said A Thousand Times,

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

Don't Just Play Your Way Around The Course. Think Your Way Around Way Around The Course.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.