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Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

The Only Way The French Are Going In Is If We Tell Them We Found Truffles In Iraq.

One Man's Voltaire Is Another Man's Screech.