J. Paul Getty, Who Still

Lot, Who Said To His Wife As She Was Being Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt, Stop Shaking! Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Joe Torre, Who Switched To First Base Because He Didn't Want To Go Through Life As Chicken Catcher Torre. Never Got A Dinner!

Abraham Lincoln, Who Said, A House Divided... Is A Condominium. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!