Jakie, Is It My Birthday

I Would Rather Commit Adultery Than Drink A Glass Of Beer.

I Used To Dread Getting Older Because I Thought I Would Not Be Able To Do All The Things I Wanted To Do, But Now That I Am Older I Find That I Don't Want To Do Them.

Basic Beauty Lies In The Way A Woman Walks; It Is Health And An Attitude To Life.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

Anyone's Blood Can Become Blue For A Lump Sum Down.