Japan Has A Low Crime

My Wife, Like Many Women, Actually Likes Wrapping Things. If She Gives You A Gift That Requires Batteries, She Wraps The Batteries Separately, Which To Me Is Very Close To Being A Symptom Of Mental Illness.

There's A Test They Can Do To Determine A Baby's Gender Ahead Of Time; I Think They Insert A Tiny Photo Of Leonardo Dicaprio Into The Uterus, And If The Baby Punches It, It's A Boy.

Of Course God Enjoys A Good Prank As Much As The Next Infallible Deity.

Panicky Despair Is An Underrated Element Of Writing.

Bad Grammar Is The Leading Cause Of Slow, Painful Death In North America.